Again, I claim no knowledge

Again, I claim no knowledge of the truth of this whole Jude/David fiasco. But let me remind you, this DOES come from The Mirror. Better news could also be found in your very own trash can:

3 AM: HEY JUDE, OR IS IT DAVE?

By Jessica Callan, Eve Simpson And Polly Graham

JUDE Law has the looks of Apollo and the talent of Ulysses. He’s a Greek god and a favourite 3am guest any time he likes.

But one thing detracts just slightly from his awesome physical and professional talents. Would The Talented Mr Ripley heart-throb have quite the same appeal if fans knew his real name was David?